Text Talk abbreviations for parents or Teens that feel lost in a Technology driven society:  

AAMOF                as a matter of fact

ABFL      a big fat lady

ABT        about

ADDY (ADDYS - plural)    Address

ADN       any day now

AFAIC    as far as I'm concerned

AFAICT as far as I can tell

AFAICS as far as I can see

AFAIK    as far as I know

AFAYC   as far as you're concerned

AFK        away from keyboard

AISI        as I see it

AIUI       as I understand it

AKA       also known as

AML       all my love

ANFSCD               and now for something completely different

AOHe**               Derogatory term for America Online (AOL)

ASAP     as soon as possible

ASL         assistant section leader

ASL         age, sex, location

ASLP      age, sex, location, picture

A/S/L     age/sex/location

ASOP     assistant system operator

ATM      at this moment

AWA      as well as

AWHFY are we having fun yet?

AWGTHTGTTA   are we going to have to go trough this again?

AWOL   absent without leave

AWOL   away without leave

AYOR     at your own risk

AYPI?    and your point is?

  B            

B4           before

B4N        bye for now

BAC        back at computer

BAG       busting a gut

BAK        back at the keyboard

BBIAB    be back in a bit

BBL         be back later

BBLBNTSBO...    be back later but not to soon because of...

BBR        burnt beyond repair

BBS        be back soon

BBS        bulletin board system

BC           be cool

B/C         because

BCnU     be seeing you

BEG        big evil grin

BF           boyfriend

B/F         boyfriend

BFN        bye for now

BG          big grin

BIH         Burn In Hell

BION     believe it or not

BIOYIOB               blow it out your I/O port

BITMT   but in the meantime

BM         bite me

BMB      bite my bum

BMTIPG               brilliant minds think in parallel gutters

BKA        better known as

BL           belly laughing

BOB       back off bastard

BOL        be on later

BOM      bitch of mine

BOT        back on topic

BRB        be right back

BRBB     be right back *****

BRBS      be right back soon

BRH        be right here

BRS        big red switch

BS           big smile

BS           bull ****

BSF         but seriously folks

BST         but seriously though

BTA        but then again

BTAIM  be that as it may

BTDT      been there done that

BTOBD  be there or be dead

BTOBS   be there or be square

BTSOOM              beats the **** out of me

BTW       by the way

BUDWEISER        because you deserve what every individual should ever receive

BWQ      buzz word quotient

BWTHDIK             but what the heck do I know

BYOB     bring your own bottle

BYOH     Bat You Onna Head

B&          Banned

  C            

C&G       chuckle and grin

CAD       ctrl-alt-delete

CADET   can't add, doesn't even try

CDIWY  couldn't do it without you

CD9        code 9 - parents are around

CFV        call for votes

CFS         care for secret?

CFY         calling for you

CID         crying in disgrace

CLM       career limiting move

CM@TW              catch me at the web

CMIIW  correct me if I'm wrong

CNP       continue in next post

CO          conference

CRAFT   can't remember a ******* thing

CRS        can't remember ****

CSG        chuckle snicker grin

CTS         changing the subject

CU          see you

CU2        see you too

CUL        see you later

CUL8R   see you later

CWOT   complete waste of time

CWYL     chat with you later

CYA        see ya

CYA        cover your ***

CYAL8R see ya later

CYO        see you online

  D            

DBA       doing business as

DCed     disconnected

DFLA      disenhanced four-letter acronym

DH          darling husband

DIIK        darn if i know

DGA       digital guardian angel

DGARA don't give a rats ***

DIKU      do I know you?

DIRTFT  do it right the first time

DITYID   did I tell you I'm distressed

DIY         do it yourself

DL           download

DL           dead link

DLTBBB don't let the bed bugs bite

DMMGH              don't make me get hostile

DQMOT                don't quote me on this

DND       do not disturb

DTC        darn this computer

DTRT      do the right thing

DUCT     did you see that?

DWAI    don't worry about it

DWIM   do what I mean

DWIMC                do what I mean, correctly

DWISNWID         do what I say, not what I do

DYJHIW                don't you just hate it when...

DYK        do you know

  E             

EAK        eating at keyboard

EIE          enough is enough

EG          evil grin

EMFBI   excuse me for butting in

EMFJI    excuse me for jumping in

EMSG    email message

EOD       end of discussion

EOF        end of file

EOL        end of lecture

EOM      end of message

EOS        end of story

EOT        end of thread

ETLA      extended three letter acronym

EYC         excitable, yet calm

  F             

F              female

F/F         face to face

F2F         face to face

F2P         free to play

FAQ       frequently asked questions

FAWC    for anyone who cares

FBOW   for better or worse

FBTW    fine, be that way

FCFS      first come, first served

FCOL      for crying out loud

FIFO       first in, first out

FISH       first in, still here

FLA         four-letter acronym

FOAD    **** off and die

FOAF     friend of a friend

FOB        **** off *****

FOC        free of charge

FOCL      falling of chair laughing

FOFL      falling on the floor laughing

FOS        freedom of speech

FOTCL   falling of the chair laughing

FTF         face to face

FTTT       from time to time

FU          ****** up

FUBAR  ****** up beyond all recognition

FUDFUCT             fear, uncertainty and doubt

FUCT     failed under continuous testing

FURTB   full up ready to burst (about hard disk drives)

FW         freeware

FWIW    for what it's worth

FYA        for your amusement

FYEO      for your eyes only

FYE         for your entertainment

FYEO      for your eyes only

FYI          for your information

  G            

G             grin

G2B        going to bed

G&BIT   grin & bear it

G2G       got to go

G2GGS2D            got to go get something to drink

G2GTAC               got to go take a crap

G2GTAP               got to go take a pee

GA          go ahead

GA          good afternoon

GAFIA   get away from it all

GAL        get a life

GAS       greetings and salutations

GBH       great big hug

GBH&K great big huh and kisses

GBR       garbled beyond recovery

GBY        god bless you

GD&H   grinning, ducking and hiding

GD&R    grinning, ducking and running

GD&RAFAP         grinning, ducking and running as fast as possible

GD&REF&F         grinning, ducking and running even further and faster

GD&RF grinning, ducking and running fast

GD&RVF              grinning, ducking and running very

GD&W  grin, duck and wave

GDW     grin, duck and wave

GE          good evening

GF          girlfriend

GFETE   grinning from ear to ear

GFN       gone for now

GFU       good for you

GG         good game

GGU2    good game you too

GIGO     garbage in garbage out

GJ           good job

GL           good luck

GL&GH good luck and good hunting

GM        good morning / good move / good match

GMAB   give me a break

GMAO  giggling my *** off

GMBO  giggling my butt off

GNBLFY                got nothing but love for you

GMTA   great minds think alike

GN (GN8)            good night

GNOC   get naked on cam (webcam)

GOK       god only knows

GOWI    get on with it

GPF        general protection fault

GR8        great

GR&D    grinning, running and ducking

GtG        got to go

GTSY      glad to see you

  H            

H             hug

H8           Hate (H1 - H9 indicating levels of hate)

H/O        hold on

H&K       hug and kiss

HAK       hug and kiss

HAGD    have a good day

HAGN   have a good night

HAGS    have a good summer

HAG1    have a good one

HAHA    having a heart attack

HAND    have a nice day

HB          hug back

HB          hurry back

HDYWTDT            how do you work this darn thing

HF           have fun

HH          holding hands

HHIS      hanging head in shame

HHJK      ha ha, just kidding

HHOJ     ha ha, only joking

HHOK    ha ha, only kidding

HHOS    ha ha, only seriously

HIH         hope it helps

HILIACACLO        help I lapsed into a coma and can't log off

HIWTH  hate it when that happens

HLM       he loves me

HMS      home made smiley

HMS      hanging myself

HMT      here's my try

HMWK  homework

HOAS    hold on a second

HSIK       how should i know

HSWM  have sx with me

HT           heard through (gen. used to mean hear in real life, not over Twitter)

HTH        hope this helps

HTHBE   hope this has been enlightening

HYLMS  hate you like my sister

  K            

IAAA      I am an accountant

IAAL       I am a lawyer

IAC         in any case

IC            I see

IAE         in any event

IAG        it's all good

IAG        I am gay

IAIM      in an Irish minute

IANAA  I am not an accountant

IANAL   I am not a lawyer

IBN         I'm buck naked

ICOCBW               I could of course be wrong

IDC         I don't care

IDGI       I don't get it

IDGARA                I don't give a rat's ***

IDGW    in a good way

IDI          I doubt it

IDK         I don't know

IDTT       I'll drink to that

IFVB       I feel very bad

IGP         I gotta pee

IGTP      I get the point

IHTFP    I hate this ******* place

IHTFP    I have truly found paradise

IHU        I hate you

IHY         I hate you

II             I'm impressed

IIT           I'm impressed too

IIR           if I recall

IIRC        if I recall correctly

IJWTK    I just want to know

IJWTS    I just want to say

IK            I know

IKWUM                I know what you mean

ILBCNU I'll be seeing you

ILU         I love you

ILY          I love you

ILYFAE   I love you forever and ever

IMAO    in my arrogant opinion

IMFAO  in my ******* arrogant opinion

IMBO    in my bloody opinion

IMCO    in my considered opinion

IME        in my experience

IMHO    in my humble opinion

IMNSHO              in my, not so humble opinion

IMO       in my opinion

IMOBO in my own biased opinion

IMPOV in my point of view

IMP        I might be pregnant

INAL      I'm not a lawyer

INPO     in no particular order

IOIT        I'm on Irish Time

IOW       in other words

IRL          in real life

IRMFI    I reply merely for information

IRSTBO it really sucks the big one

IS            I'm sorry

ISTM      it seems to me

ISTR       I seem to recall

ISWYM I see what you mean

ITFA       in the final analysis

ITRO      in the reality of

ITRW     in the real world

ITSFWI  if the shoe fits, wear it

IVL          in virtual live

IWALY   I will always love you

IWBNI   it would be nice if

IYKWIM                if you know what I mean

IYSWIM                if you see what I mean

  J             

JAM       just a minute

JAS         just a second

JASE       just another system error

JAWS     just another windows shell

JIC          just in case

JJWY      just joking with you

JK            just kidding

J/K          just kidding

JMHO    just my humble opinion

JMO       just my opinion

JP            just playing

J/P          just playing

JTLYK     just to let you know

JW          just wondering

  K            

K             OK

K             kiss

KHYF      know how you feel

KB           kiss back

KISS       keep it simple sister

KIS(S)    keep it simple (stupid)

KISS       keeping it sweetly simple

KIT          keep in touch

KMA      kiss my ass

KMB      kiss my butt

KMSMA               kiss my shiny metal ass

KOTC     kiss on the cheek

KOTL      kiss on the lips

KPC        keeping parents clueless

KUTGW                keep up the good work

KWIM   know what I mean?

  L             

L              laugh

L33t        elite

L8R         later

L8R G8R                later gator

LAB        life's a *****

LAM       leave a message

LBR         little boys room

LD           long distance

LG           lovely greetings

LGBNAF               let's get butt nkd and f---

LGR        little girls room

LHM       Lord help me

LHU        Lord help us

LL&P      live long & prosper

LNK        love and kisses

LMA       leave me alone

LMABO laughing my *** back on

LMAO   laughing my *** off

LYLAS    love you like a sister

MBO      laughing my butt off

LMHO   laughing my head off

LMIRL    let's meet in real life

LMFAO laughing my fat *** off

LMK       let me know

LOL         laughing out loud

LOL         lots of love

LOL         lots of luck

LOLA      laughing out loud again

LOML    light of my life (or love of my life)

LOMLILY               light of my life, I love you

LOOL     laughing out outrageously loud

LSHIPMP              laughing so hard I peed my pants

LSHMBB               laughing so hard my belly is bouncing

LSHMBH               laughing so hard my belly hurts

LTNS      long time no see

LTR         long term relationship

LTS         laughing to self

LULAS   love you like a sister

LUWAMH            love you with all my heart

LY            love ya

LYK         let you know

LYL          love ya lots

LYLAB    love ya like a brother

LYLAS    love ya like a sister

  M           

M            male

MB         maybe

MILF      mother I'd like to ****

MYOB   mind your own business

MWBRL                More Will Be Revealed Later

M8         mate

  N            

N             in

N2M      not too much

N/C        not cool

NALOPKT             not a lot of people know that

NE1        anyone

NETUA  nobody ever tells us anything

NFI         no ******* idea

N1          nice one

NIFOC   Nude In Front Of Computer

NL           not likely

NM        never mind / nothing much

N/M      never mind / nothing much

NMH     not much here

NMJC    nothing much, just chillin'

NOM     no offense meant

NOTTOMH          not of the top of my mind

NOYB    none of your business

NOYFB  none of your ******* business

NP          no problem

NTA       non-technical acronym

N/S        no ****

NVM     nevermind

  O            

OBTW   oh, by the way

OIC         oh, I see

OF          on fire

OFIS       on floor with stitches

OH          overheard

OK          abbreviation of oll korrect (all correct)

OL           old lady (wife, girlfriend)

OLL         on-line love

OM        old man (husband, boyfriend)

OMG     oh my god / gosh / goodness

OOC       out of character

OT          Off topic / other topic

OTOH    on the other hand

OTP        on the phone

OTTOMH             off the top of my head

  P            

PAW      parents are watching

PDS        please don't shoot

PDOMA                pulled directly out of my ***

PEBCAK                problem exists between chair and keyboard

PLZ         please

PM         private message

PMJI      pardon my jumping in (Another way for PMFJI)

PMFJI    pardon me for jumping in

PMP      peed my pants

POAHF  put on a happy face

POOF    I have left the chat

pornado               large amount of pornographic content

POTB     pats on the back

POS        parents over shoulder

POTS     parents over the shoulder - (My parents are watching, I can't really talk)

PPL         people

PS           post script

PSA        public show of affection

P911      parent emergency

  Q            

Q4U       question for you

QSL        reply

QSO       conversation

QT          cutie

  R            

RAT        remote(ly) activated Trojan

RCed     reconnected

RE           hi again (same as re's)

RIHAD   rot in h--- and die

ROFL      rolling on floor laughing

ROFLAPMP         rolling on floor laughing and peed my pants

ROFLMAO           rolling on floor laughing my *** off

ROFLOLAY           rolling on floor laughing out loud at you

ROFLOLTSDMC  rolling on floor laughing out loud tears streaming down my cheeks

ROFLOLWTIME  rolling on floor laughing out loud with tears in my eyes

ROFLOLUTS        rolling on floor laughing out loud unable to speak

ROTFL   rolling on the floor laughing

RT           ReTweet (Repeat or forwardingfor Twitters instead of emails)

RM         remake

RTF         read the FAQ

RTM       read the manual

RTSM    read the stupid manual

RUMOF                are you male or female

RUTTM are you talking to me

RUUP4IT              are you up for it?

RVD        really very dumb             

S2R         send to receive

SAMAGAL      stop annoying me and get a live

SCNR     sorry, could not resist

SETE       smiling ear to ear

SGTM    Silently giggling to myself

SH           so hot

SH           same here

SHICPMP     so happy I could pee my pants

SHID      slaps head in disgust

SHMILY see how much I love you

SIF          as if

SNAFU  situation normal, all ****** up

SO          significant other

SOHF     sense of humor failure

SOMY    sick of me yet?

SPAM    stupid persons' advertisement

SRY         sorry

SSDD     same **** different day

STBY      sucks to be you

STFU      shut the **** up

STW       search the web

sugarpic               Suggestive or erotic picture of self

SWAK    sealed with a kiss

SWALK  sweet, with all love, kisses

SWL       screaming with laughter

SIM        sh*t, it's Monday

SITWB   sorry, in the wrong box

S/U        shut up

SYS         see you soon

SYSOP   system operator

  T             

TA           thanks again

TAW      teachers are watching

TCO        taken care of

TGIF       thank god its Friday

THTH     to hot to handle

THX        thanks

TIA         thanks in advance

TIIC        the idiots in charge

TJM        that's just me

TLA         three-letter acronym

TMA      take my advice

TMI        to much information

TMS       to much showing

TNSTAAFL           there's no such thing as a free lunch

TNX        thanks

TOH       to other half

TOY        thinking of you

TPTB      the powers that be

TSDMC tears streaming down my cheeks

TT2T       to tired to talk

TTFN      ta ta for now

TTT         thought that, too

TTYIAM                talk to you in a minute

TTYL       talk to you later

TTYLMF                talk to you later my friend

TTYS       talk to you soon

TU          thank you

TWMA  till we meet again

TX           thanx

TY           thank you

TYVM    thank you very much

  U            

U2          you too

UAPITA                you're a pain in the ***

U IZ A    you is a hoe

UMFRIEND         'intimate' partner

UR          your

UW        you're welcome

URAQT!                you are a cutie!

  V            

VBG       very big grin

VBS        very big smile

  W           

W8         wait

W8AM  wait a minute

WAY      what about you

WAY      who are you

WB         welcome back

WBS       write back soon

WDHLM               why doesn't he love me

WDYWTTA          What Do You Want To Talk About

WE         whatever

W/E       whatever

WFM     works for me

WNDITWB           we never did it this way before

WP         wrong person

WRT       with respect to

WTF       what/who the ****?

WTG      way to go

WTGP   want to go private?

WTH      what/who the heck?

WTMI    way to much information

WU        what's up?

WU@    what/where you at

WUD     what's up dog?

WUF      where are you from?

WUU2   what you up to

WUWT  whats up with that

WYCM?                will you call me?

WYMM will you marry me?

WYRN   What’s Your Real Name?

WYSIWYG            what you see is what you get

  X            

XTLA      extended three letter acronym

  Y             

Y              why?

Y2K         you're too kind

YATB      you are the best

YBS         you'll be sorry

YG          young gentleman

YHBBYBD             you'd have better bet your bottom dollar

YKYWTKM           you know you want to kiss me

YL            young lady

YL            you 'll live

YM         you mean

YM         young man

YMMD  you've made my day

YMMV  your mileage may vary

YVM      you're very welcom

YW         you're welcome

YWIA     you're welcome in advance

YWTHM                you want to hug me

YWTLM you want to love me

YWTKM                you want to kiss me

YOYO     you're on your own

YY4U      two wise for you

  Z             

ZZZ         sleeping, bored, tired

  More    

?              huh?

?4U        question for you

>U          screw you!

/myB     kick my butt

143         I Love You

2U2        to you too

2MFM   to much for me

420 4life               marijuana

4AYN     for all you know

4ever or 4eva    for ever

4COL      for crying out loud

4SALE    for sale

4U          for you

53x         sex

=w=       whatever

*G*       giggle or grin

*H*        hug

*K*        kiss

*S*        smile

*T*        tickle

*W*      wink